Little Johnny is walking down the laneway one morning with something cupped in his hands. An old farmer sitting on the porch sees him coming and wonders what he is up to. "Hey little Johnny, whatcha got there in your hands?" Johnny replies, "Got me a bullfrog...goin to town to get me a bull." The old farmer just chuckles. A short while later, here comes Johnny leading a bull. The old farmer scratches his head in amazement. Next day, here comes Johnny down the lane again with something cupped in his hands. The old farmer looks up and asks again, "Johnny, whatcha got in your hands?" Johnny replies, "Got me a horsefly...goin to town to get me a horse." The old farmer sits back and waits. Sure enough, a short while later, here comes Johnny leading a horse. The old guy is stunned. Very next morning, here comes Johnny down the laneway with something in his hands. The old farmer looks up and asks, "Johnny, whatcha got in your hands today?" Johnny replies, "Got me a pussy willow...goin to town..." "Wait for me, I'm comin with you!" yells the old farmer.
the stpd blond
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(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
Loading ...how do you make a blond laugh on friday tell her the joke on wednesday
pepito doesnt know where the eggs fell
Posted in Funny Stories (10 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5) Loading ...One day pepito’s mom told pepito to go buy some eggs in the store so he went. While pepito was walking to the store he saw that a guy got ran over by a train. Pepito went to call his mom and he told his mom look a hand over there a hand over here a leg over there a leg over here and the head over there. Then pepito’s mom said” and the eggs? ” So pepito said ” I don’t know where they landed”
Reverse Psychology (7 votes) Hillbilly Cop (4 votes) Signs it’s Time to Stop Breastfeeding! (4 votes)Shut Up Sir!
Posted in Funny Stories (8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...shut up,manners and trouble walkin dong d street,den trouble gon 2 look 4 he self(look 4 trouble),a few mins. later shut up and manners realise dat trouble gone.so shut up tell manners lewwe go in d police station nah.so dey gone.shut up tell manners to stay outside d door,while shut gorn inside. d police say ”ok we’ll need to know yuh nam,son.” ‘’shut up,sir” shut up said.”boi doh tell me shut up,i want your name.”ok shut up,sir.” ”where yuh manners boi?” manners outside,sir” ”u lookin 4 trouble?” ”yes sir”
Reverse Psychology (7 votes) Hillbilly Cop (4 votes) Signs it’s Time to Stop Breastfeeding! (4 votes)Bridal Shower Joke
Posted in Wedding (5 votes, average: 4.8 out of 5) Loading ...At a bridal shower, every guest was asked to introduce herself and explain how she met Kimberly, the bride-to-be.
“I met Kimberly while dating her brother Bob,” the first young woman said. The second girl gave the same answer. The third woman said she was Bob’s current girlfriend.
An older woman that was sitting next promptly said. “It’s nice to meet all of you,” she announced with a grin. “But I think I’d really rather meet Bob.”