1/1/2000 Virus Alert!

On January 1, 2000, do not open any email, do not go anywhere, do not eat anything , do not wake up, because the world will be infected with a non-life-threatening virus known as the “Holy Shit, the World is Still Here!” virus.

It will infect every human being alive who believes their car, refrigerator, microwave, condom dispenser and sphincter muscle are going to shut down due to the terrible Y2K virus. (Although this WILL happen to redneck towns more than thirty miles from a major city, where preparing for Y2K consisted of buying more guns.)

Some visible signs of this virus will be food that is still fresh and setting in your fridge, a car that actually works, and a bank account with all the money it had in it the night before.

If any of you experience any of these symptoms, please call the following number: 1-888-SCREW Y2K

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION, AND PASS THIS ALONG TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

This joke is filed under Religious.