1, 2, 3, 4
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things out, but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him, “This is all in your mind,” and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly cured.”
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, “I can cure this,” and throws some powder on a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke…… The witch doctor says, “This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you you have to do is say `1, 2, 3′ and it shall rise for as long as you wish!”
The guy then asks the witch doctor, “What happens after, when it’s over?”
The witch doctor says “All you have to do is say `1, 2, 3, 4.’ Then it will go down. “But be warned, it will not work again for a year!”
This guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with the good news…… So, he’s lying in bed with her and says, “1, 2, 3,” and suddenly he gets a hard-on.
His wife turns to him and says, “What did you say 1, 2, 3 for?”