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1/2 mile

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Once there was a blonde. She was stranded on a deserted island which was exactly one mile away from land.

The blonde decided to try to swim to shore. She swam 1/2 mile and was to tired to swim the rest of the way. So she swam the 1/2 mile back to her deserted island!

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