10 Shots

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This guy sits down at a bar and says to the Bartender, “Give me 10 shots of Tequila. Just line ‘em up right here!”

The Bartender looks at him and says, “Man, that’s a lot of Tequila, can I ask why you want so many shots?”

The guy replies, “I just had my first blow job!”

The Bartender says, “ALRIGHT! Tell you what, The eleventh one’s on me!”

The guy says, “Naw, if ten shots of Tequila doesn’t get the taste outta my mouth, nothing will!”

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