10 things Women won’t say, but Men would love to hear
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Loading ...10. You know, I’ve been complaining a lot lately. I don’t blame you for ignoring me.
9. The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
8. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they’ll still cover.
7. Bar food again?? Kick ass!!
6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
5. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.
4. Let’s just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won’t have to mess with it anymore.
3. It’s only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
2. I’m so happy with my new hairstyle, I don’t think I’ll ever change it again.
1. I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly!
