10 Truths
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Loading ...1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It’s always darkest before dawn.
So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
5. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
6. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
7.Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
8.There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
9.We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
10.Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
