10 ways to know you’re a redneck
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Loading ...1. If you pay dues on a tatoo.
2. If you’ve been on the news five times explaining what the tornado did.
3. If people often come to your door thinking you were having a yardsale.
4. If you mow your yard and find a car.
5. If you hear the term “modem” and think of what you did to your roses last week.
6. If you see a sign that says “Say no to crack” and it reminds you to pull your pants up.
7. If an officer asks to see your I.D. and you show him your belt buckle.
8. If you go to a family reunion to meet women.
9. If you walk your son to class because you’re in the same grade.
10. If you have a cowbell hooked to your dog’s collar… you just might be a rednck.
