100$ Tatoo
A guy goes into a locker room where he see’s this man with a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on his dick. Curiosity over came him, so he approched the guy, after he finished drying off. “Excuse me sir, forgive me but I have to ask why you have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on your dick?”. The man turned and smiled at his question, and answered, “Because my wife can blow a hundred bucks like that!”.