14 year old Johnny
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Loading ...Little 14 year old Johnny was in his room masturbating. Suddenly, his Mother opened the door and caught him. Thinking fast, she told him that he shouldn’t be doing that, he should save it for when he gets married.
Twelve years later, Johnny fell in love and got married. At his reception, he pulled his Mother aside and asked her if she remembered what she had told him when she caught him masturbating. She said yes, she did.
Hearing this, Johnny said, “Well, I took your advice, and saved it for when I got married. Now I have 22 gallons of it, what do I do with it now?”