15-incher

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There was this guy who went to the doctor and said, “Doc, I have this bad stuttering problem, because of this, I can’t get no women and so I can’t get no pussy.” (saying every word in a stuttering mode)

So the doctor checks him and finds the cause of his stuttering. He says, “Your penis is at least 15 inches and it’s so heavy that it’s pulling on the muscles of your tongue. That’s the cause of your stuttering.”

So the studdering man arranges surgery, having the doctor cut 12 inches off.

After the surgery, the man returns to the hospital to tell the doctor of all his luck with the women. But, there was just one draw back.

“Doc, the surgery was a success with my new voice, I get all the women, but I have a problem with the way my sex performance goes. My penis is so small I can’t satisfy anyone.

“Can I have at least 5 more inches added to my dick?”

…And the doctor replies….

…” F-fff -uu -ccck Yoo-uuuuu..(said in a stuttering way)

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