15 Yo Mama’s
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
Loading ...1) Yo momma’s so fat she’s got more crack than Harlem!
2) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to take a Chia pet for a walk!
3) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with somebody!
4) Yo momma’s arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock!
5) Yo momma’s so cheap she charged admission to the Thanksgiving dinner!
6) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to study for a blood test!
7) Yo momma’s so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for hours cause it said concentrate! 
Yo momma’s so stupid she owns a video on how to fix your broken VCR!
9) Yo momma’s so stupid she bought a book on how to read!
10) Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born they had to bring in a vet, a scientist, and the X-Files cast to figure out what she was!
11) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought football was a knew sexual position!
12) Yo momma’s so stupid she waited for hours because a traffic sign said stop!
13) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought she could be saved at an Anaheim Angels baseball game!
14) Yo momma’s so stupid she said she felt bad for the men who had to crush their nuts to make peanut butter!
15) Yo momma’s so ugly her family reunions are at the zoo!