2 brothers
Jim went to the unemployment office to get a job. He told the lady he was a pilot. She said she had a job for him and to start in the morning.
Bob, his brother, also went to get a job after his brother told him how he got his job. He told the same lady he was a woodcutter. She had no jobs for a woodcutter. He asked how his brother was able to get a job so easily. She got Jim’s folder and said, “He’s a pilot”. Bob looked at the
lady and said: “Well Jim can’t pile it until I cut it.”