2 Can Play It That Way
(4 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...Mr. Harris had a new secretary who was such a pretty young thing and so eager to please that he decided to “work late” and to take her to dinner tonight. So he called up his wife to tell her he would be late and she replied, “No problem.”
So Mr. Harris treated his secretary to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they had one drink too many. After dinner with her, it was obvious that Mr. Harris would get lucky tonight when the girl asked him to take her home. When they got to the secretary’s home, they did the wild thing for over two hours. When it was over, Mr. Harris went to the bathroom to freshen up and get ready to go home. Looking into the mirror, he noticed that he had a huge hickey on his neck. He had no idea what he was going to tell his wife and fell into a state of panic but he had no choice but to go home and face the music as it was getting quite late.
Putting his key into the lock, he heard his dog come barking and scratching at the door. He thought, “Aha! I got an idea.” He entered the house, fell on the carpet and pretended to fight off the affectionate dog.
Holding his neck in one hand, he walked into the bedroom and exclaimed, “Honey! Look what the dog did to my neck!”
Mrs. Harris looked up, ripped open her bathrobe and said, “That’s nothing. Look what he did to my tits!”