2 Catty Old Ladies

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Two elderly women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party.

“My dear,” said the first woman “Are those real pearls?”

“They are,” replied the second woman.

“Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them,” smiled the first.

The second responded with an even bigger smile, “Yes, but for that, you would need real teeth.”

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