2 fleas
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Loading ...Two fleas meet on Miami beach every year, a warm flea and a cold flea. The warm flea is always there with the Stones on the radio, cooler full of Bud and suntan oil on, while the cold flea shows up shivering.
The warm flea asks, “Why do you always show up shivering?” The cold flea replies, “I come from N.Y.C. so I jump in a biker’s beard and head down to Miami when the leaves turn color. The wind going through his beard makes me cold ! To this the warm flea replies, “You’re doing it all wrong, if you’re from N.Y.C. go down Fifth Ave., find a beauty parlor, find a Jewish broad and climb up her leg and hide, next thing you know the leaves turn and you’re on a plane to Miami, nice and warm like me.”
Next year comes around and there’s the warm flea, cooler full of Bud, Stones on the radio and all and here comes the cold flea shivering. The warm flea says, “What happened? I thought I told you what to do?”
“You did,” says the cold flea, “and I listened, I went down Fifth Ave., into the beauty parlor, up the broad’s leg and went to sleep. NEXT THING I KNOW I’M IN SOME BIKERS BEARD GOING DOWN I-95!!!!!”