2-for-1 Hitman
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Loading ...There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy asked them if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the man and said, “Sure.” So they teed off.
About two holes into the game, the friends got curious about what the man did for a living, so they asked him. The stranger told them that he was a hitman. They nervously chuckled.
The man said, “No, really! I am a hitman My gun is in my golf bag. Carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look, if you like.”
So one of the guys decided he would. He opened up the bag and sure enough, there was this rifle with a huge scope on it. He got all excited about it. He said, “WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?”
The stranger said, “Sure.”
So the man looked for a second and said, “YEAH! I can! I can even see through my windows into my bedroom. There’s my wife, naked. WAIT! There’s my next door neighbor! He’s naked too!”
This upset the man, so he asked the hit man how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replied, “It’s $1,000 every time I pull the trigger.”
The man said, “$1,000? Ouch! But okay. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She’s always nagging at me and I can’t stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the dick, for screwing around with my wife.”
The hitman agrees, lifts the rifle and looks through the scope. He looks for about 5 minutes and the man starts to get impatient. He asks the hitman what he is waiting for.
The hitman replies, “Just hold on now…I’m about do the job with ONE BULLET and save you a thousand bucks.”