2 gay guys have a baby
There are these two gay guys and they really want to have a baby together, so they go out looking and finally find a woman to bear their child for them… well after the baby’s born they go to the nursery where they keep the newborns and all the babies are screaming!! …but then they see one little boy off to the side and he’s really calm.
They say, “Well that must be ours, he’s just so precious!”
they then asked the nurse and she said, “Yeah, that one is yours.” They asked the nurse why all the other babies were crying, she said, “Well if we took the pacifier out of his ass he would start crying too.”