2 Prostitutes on a Dock

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Two prostitutes are walking on a dock when one turns to the other, “I need to make bubbles.”

The other replies, “Well hang your ass over the pier. I’ll keep watch.” After a few minutes she comes to see what’s taking so long, and exclaims, “Hey, you’re pissing into a canoe!”

The other snarls back, “F**k you bitch - that’s my reflection!!”

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