2 Prostitutes on a Dock
Two prostitutes are walking on a dock when one turns to the other, “I need to make bubbles.”
The other replies, “Well hang your ass over the pier. I’ll keep watch.” After a few minutes she comes to see what’s taking so long, and exclaims, “Hey, you’re pissing into a canoe!”
The other snarls back, “F**k you bitch - that’s my reflection!!”