20 Pick Up Lines
(2 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
Loading ...1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plan you right here!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
3. Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
4. Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way right away.
11. I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to “tinker” around with.
13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you’re the Bomb diggity.
14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
16. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
17. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
18. Wanna play House? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.
19. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
20. Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!!