20 Signs You’re Stressed

1. You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up.
2. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before…
3. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
4. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
5. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
6. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
7. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before…
8. Things become “Very Clear.”
9. It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
10. You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
11. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before…
12. Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
13.You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before…
14. You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.
15. You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.
16. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before…
17. You page yourself because when its set to vibrate, it’s “almost” like getting a massage.
18. Your e-mail notification tune is Taps.
19. You tap your foot impatiently at the amount of time your microwave popcorn takes to pop.
20. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before…

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