20–Yo mama jokes!!!

1)Yo mama’s lips are so big, Chapstick had to make an aerosol.
2)Yo mama is sooo fat, her high school Sr picture was taken from a blimp.
3)Yo mama is soo fat, she got more chins than China town.
4)Yo mama’s so fat, you can’t even see her legs……it just looks like she is glidin across the floor.
5)Yo mama’s soooo fat, when she goes to check the mail….it measures on the rector scale.
6)Yo mama ain’t got any back, and she’s always frontin’
7)Yo mama’s sooo fat, when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it!
8)Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, she looks at a map and can see people wavin at her.
9)Yo mama’s so lonely, she has to rub herself with bar-b-q sauce to get the animals to stay.
10)Yo mama’s so stupid, someone said it was chilly outside, she went outside with a bowl and spoon.
11)Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought that St. Ide’s was a church.
12)Yo daddy’s so fat, he had to put on his belts on with a boomerang.
13) Yo mama’s so ugly, if ugliness was bricks, she would have her own projects.
14)Yo mama’s teeth are so big, she bit into a piece of gum and took off a toe.
15)Yo mama’s so skinny, she had to get under the clothesline for shade.
16) Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to jump round in the shower to get wet.
17)Yo mama’s so skinny, she could walk thru a harp and not make a sound.
18)Yo mama’s so skinny, whenever she swallowed a bb, everyone thought that she was pregnant.
19)Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to wear combat boots in the shower to keep from going down the drain.
20)Yo mama’s so skinny, they could paint her red and call her a thermometer.

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