21 year old screw

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A man was walking down a beautiful beach when he sees a girl with no arms and legs crying. He says to her, “Why are you crying?”

She says, “I am a 21 year old girl with no arms and no legs and I have never been kissed.”

The man, feeling bad for the girl, bends down and gives the girl the softest and most beautiful kiss. The girl was so happy.

The man feeling happy about what he did continues to walk down the beach when he hears her crying again. He says to her, “Why are you crying now?”

The girl says back to the man,” I am a 21 year old girl with no arms and no legs and I have never been screwed before.

The man bends down, picks the girl up, throws her into the ocean and says, “You’re screwed now babe!”

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