25 pounds

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My neighbor was sitting on his porch and he looked pretty annoyed. I asked him what was wrong. He told me about his problems with cloth diapers — smelly, dirty. I told him to buy the disposable kind.

So the next day he was on his porch again. He still looked kind of annoyed. I asked him how the disposable diapers were working out. Before he had a chance to answer, the kid came out with his pants sagging down. I asked my neighbor what had happened. He said, “I don’t know, it said up to 25 pounds.”

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