3 Babies
There were 3 babies in a lady’s stomach. One day, they were talking about what they wanted to be when they grew up.
The first baby said, “I want to be an plumber when I grow up.” The other two asked why. He said, “Someone has to fix all the leaky pipes in here.”
The second baby said, “I want to be an electrician.” The other two started laughing, and asked why. He said, “It’s kinda dark in here. Someone has to put some lights in.”
The third baby said, “I want to be a boxer.” The other two were laughing for a full five minutes, and asked why. He said, “Someone’s gotta beat up the bald guy who keeps coming in and spitting on us.”