3 Choices In Hell

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A man goes to hell and shows up in front of three doors. The devil pops up and says, “You have a choice here behind these doors for what you want to do for eternity.”

The man thinks this is fair and looks behind the first door and sees many people on a hot metal floor, standing on their heads and screaming. He quickly slams the door saying,”NOT THAT!”

The man looks behind the second and sees many people standing on their heads on a wooden floor. He thinks to himself that this is not as bad but still not something he’d want to do forever.

The man looks behind the last door and sees many people in a sewer standing up drinking coffee and eating muffins. He chooses this because it is way better than the others.

About 5 min. later the devil pops up into the sewer and yells out, “ALRIGHT EVERYBODY….COFFEE BREAK’S OVER…..BACK ON YOUR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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