3 couples at the Pearly Gates

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There were three couples at the Pearly Gates. The first one walked up and asked to come in. St. Peter said, “I can’t let you in.” The guy said, “Why not?” He said, “You liked alcohol so much that you married a girl named Brandi.”
That couple walked away bummed.

The next couple walked up and asked to come in. St. Peter said, “I can’t let you in.” The guy said, “Why not?” St. Peter said, “You liked money so much you married a girl named Penny.” They walked away bummed also.

The next guy said, “No use in us going up there. Come on Fannie.”

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