3 greatest Men who ever lived.

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The following are my choices for whom I consider the three greatest men that ever lived:

First, George Washington, because he always told the truth;

Second, Adolf Hitler, because he always told a lie, and

Third, Bill Clinton, because he doesn’t know the difference!.

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