3 Hells Angels and a Straightforward Nun
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a nun who takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.
Astonished, one Hell’s Angel says, “I went to my parents’ wedding last week and we all got shit-faced.”
The nun continues to eat even though she obviously has heard the exchange.
Being quick on the uptake, the second one says, “My dad says he will marry my mother next year.”
Despite this, the nun still stays right where she is. Eager to get a response from the nun, the third one says, “My old man will never EVER marry my mother!”
The nun looks up from her food and says, “Would one of you bastards please pass the salt?”