3 HOLES
A man walks in the bar and has had way too much to drink. He decides to go to the bathroom and when he walks in there is another man and there are three holes in the wall. Above the three holes there are three buttons.
The other man in the bathroom says don’t ever stick your dick in any of the holes. The man thinks he is lyng so he does it anyway.
He sticks his dick in the first one and it is a woman fucking him good. He sticks his dick in the second hole and gets a great blowjob. The man sticks his dick in the third hole and faints.
He wakes up the next morning and finds himself in the hospital. The man can’t feel his dick so he asks the doctor,”Why am I here?” The doctor replies, “The third button was a tampon remover.”