3 kids in class
There were three students in a classroom. A white boy, a black boy, and a Mexican boy. The teacher said, “Now, everybody make a sentence using the words chees and liver.”
The white boy went first and said, “Last night for dinner I ate some cheese and liver.”
Then the black boy said, “My brother stole some cheese and got shot in the liver.”
Last, the Mexican boy said, “Cheese me sister so liver alone.”