3 Men and a Genie
Three men were walking through an alley when they spotted a genie lamp. They rubbed it vigorously to see what would happen.
The genie came out and said, “I am the Genie of the lamp. Since there are three of you, you will each have one wish.”
They all thought long and hard then the first guy said, “I want to be 10% smarter.” *POOF* he’s 10% smarter.
Well the second guy wanted to top the first. He wanted to be 50% smarter, so *POOF* he was 50% smarter.
Well the third guy wanted to top them both and he said, “I want to be 100% smarter.”
So *POOF* the genie turned him into a woman.