3 mice
Once there were 3 mice and they were talking about who is the toughest and who is the bravest.
The first mouse said, “Yesterday I fell into a bowl of rat poison. I swam through it and it didn’t even phase me a bit.”
The second mouse said, “The other day right in front of my hole was the biggest mouse trap I had ever seen. With the biggest cheese I’d ever seen. I took the cheese out and let the bar down slowly.”
The third mouse just sat there and said, “I’m bored, I think I’ll go fuck the cat again.”