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3 Monkeys

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There were 3 monkeys in a tree..why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
-Because he was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
-Because he was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
-Peer pressure.

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