3 Old Men

One day there were 3 old men sitting around in a retirement home.There was a 70 year old,an 80 year old, and a 90 year old.

The 70 year old said,”I wish I could take a healthy piss again.”

Then the 80 year old said,”I can take a healthy piss, but I wish I could take a healthy shit again.”

Then the 90 year old said,”I take a healthy piss around 9:00 am, and a healthy shit around 11:00 am, the only problem is that I wish I could wake up before noon.

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