3 women escape
3 women escaped from prison, a blonde, brunette, and a red head. They sneak into a hayloft for the night. The brunette finds three gunny sacks and the girls put them over themselves.
The sheriff comes to the hayloft and tells the deputy to go check it out. He finds the three gunny sacks on the floor and wants to know what is in them.
He kicks the first one, the brunette and she quickly says, “bow wow”.
So the deputy says it’s just a dog and proceeds to the next one. The red head was kicked and she quickly said, “meow!” so he thinks it’s only a cat.
He proceeds to the blonde and he kicks her. Nothing happened. So he kicks her again, and he hears the blonde yell “POTATOES!!!!”