30 more screwings.
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
Loading ...Spook had been suffering from a bad case of the limpdick for several months, so he went to see the doctor. After an extensive battery of tests, the doc sat him down to tell him the results.
“I’m sorry,” said the doctor, “but you’ve simply over done it these last few years. Frankly,your penis is burned out, and from what I can determine, you’ve only got about 30 erections left - after that, it’s all over for you in the hard-on department.”
Totally depressed, Spook drove slowly back home.His wife was waiting for him at the door, and when he told her the grim news, she began to wail, “Ohmigod,”Ohmigod, only 30 more screwings? We’d better not waste a single one of them! Let’s make a schedule.”
“I already made one,” said Spook, “and yer name ain’t on it.”