4 bells
Fireman comes home from work talking about the new system they have a work.
1 Bell, put on their clothes,
2 Bells, slide down the pole,
3 Bells, Jump on the truck and ride to the Fire.
The wife says, “That sounds good, why don’t we set up something at home?” They do.
The next day he comes home and decides to try the system.
1 Bell, they jump out of their clothes,
2 Bells, they jump in the bed,
3 Bells, they make love.
All goes well until the wife screams, “4 BELLS!”
The fireman asked, “What is 4 Bells?” and she replies,
“MORE HOSE!!!”