5 yo ugly mama jokes

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Yo mama’s so ugly she is Pentagon’s secret weapon.

Yo mama is so ugly her photograph was Dr.Kevorkian’s favourite tool.

Yo mama is so ugly CIA uses her picture to make Russian spies speak.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Fox Mulder saw her he said “I knew they were here!”

Yo mama is so ugly that plan B in “Armageddon” was to make the asteroid turn by launching her picture into the orbit.

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