50 Ways To Kill bin Ladin
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(As sung by “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” with apologies to Paul Simon)
The problem is all inside his head it seems to me;
The answer is easy if you strike him methodically.
We need to get him in our struggle to be free;
There must be 50 ways to get Bin Ladin.
Bush said Its really not my habit to use nukes.
Except now, Im really pissed off at those Islamic nut-head pukes!
But I’ll repeat myself, so that we are not rebuked.
There will be 50 ways to get Bin Ladin;
50 ways to kill Bin Ladin
Just shoot off his pr*ck, Dick
Nuke Taliban, Stan
You don’t need to be nice, Rice
Just keep U.S. free
Or chop off his head, Fred
You don’t need to recon, Don
Just drop off the Bomb, Tom
And keep ourselves free
Ooh, mow down his shack, Jack
Nuke the Afgan, Stan
You don’t need to be hush, Rush
Just yell it with me:
Smoke out his gorge, George!
You don’t need no dtente, Monte
Just chew off his nads, Brad
And keep yourself free.
Blair said It grieves me so to see you in such pain,
I know there is something I could do to make you smile again.
Bush said Well I appreciate that,
but let me please explain about the 50 ways
He said Why don’t we now just deploy ships tonight?
And I believe in the morning well begin to start the fight.
And then he told him that theyll realize our never ceasing might.
There must be 50 ways to get bin Ladin
50 ways to kill bin Ladin
Just light up his tush, Bush
Strafe Taliban, Stan
Don’t cry and be sad, Dan
Well keep U.S. free!
Or you chop off his head, Ted
Don’t need to destruct much;
Just lop off his towel, Powel
And keep ourselves free!
Send in the Seals, Neal
Join Uncle Sam, Stan;
Well make you eat scuds, Bud!
Cant terrorize me!
Penta-aint-gon, Ron
You don’t need to distress, Jess
Just rebuild WTC, Lee
And stay, U.S., free
Cant tread upon me.
Lyrics by Bill Greene, Denver, CO 9/18/01
