50th Anniversary Renactment

An elderly couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in the country restaurant where they had their first date. They reminisce about that first night and remember how they’d snuck out of the restaurant to the yard, she’d bent over the back fence and he’d taken her passionately from behind. They decide to reenact that first act of love.

Another diner has overheard this conversation and, incredulous, follows them out to the backyard. Sure enough, the old lady removes her knickers, pulls up her dress and bends over the fence and the old man enthusiastically mounts her. The amazed diner then witnesses the most athletic frenetic sex he’s ever seen. Twenty minutes later, the old couple collapses on the ground.

The diner can’t help himself. He comes out of hiding and shakes the old man’s hand. “That was incredible!” he says. “You’re a sex god. I can’t believe you were even more energetic than that 50 years ago.”

“50 years ago,” groans the old man. “That fence wasn’t electrified!”
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