6 pack

A construction worker fell to his death from a 12 story building. Two of his co workers were debating over who would tell the guy’s wife.John, a third co worker, volunteered his services, because he said he was really good at giving bad news. The two other workers saw John returning with a 6 pack from their dead friends house. the first worker asked John if he told the wife of the dead worker, he replied “yes, of course”, and the second worker asked “where did you get that six pack?” John smiled and said “from his wife”. The two guys looked at each other and asked John, “you mean you told her that her husband was dead and she gave you a six pack???” John answered”of course, I just asked her-are you Mark’s widow? she said “I’m not a widow!” But then I told her, I’ll bet you a six pack you are!!!

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