A Better Chain Letter for Women
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.
Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five friends who are equally frustrated, then bundle up your husband or boyfriend, and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.
When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,887 men…one of them is bound to be a heck of a lot better than the one you already have.
Do not break the chain. One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back.
At this writing, a friend of mine already received 184 men. She was buried yesterday, but it took three undertakers 86 hours to get the smile off her face, and two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.
Other male friends of mine have encouraged me to hurry up and send this letter along so their name can move up faster!