A Blonde goes Camping
There were these two blonde campers camping in the woods and one of them said:
“I have got to go to shit.”
The other said, “Go in the woods.”
The first said, “I don’t have anything to wipe with.”
“Use a dollar”
Well he came back with shit all over his hands and the other one asked, “What happened to you?”
He replied, “It is hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel.”