A Blonde In Las Vegas

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A blonde took a trip to Las Vegas and decided too crash for the night. The quickly drove over to a Motel 6 and got a room. But as she was taking her luggage to her room she stopped in front of a vending machine, staring at it greedily. She quickly dropped her stuff and reached into her pocket to pull out her coins. She put the coins in the slot and pressed the button. A coke fell out of the machine as the blonde picked it up and put it in her pocket. She quickly put more money in the slot and the same thing happened. The blonde got very excited. Soon she had bought so many coke’s that the bottles were stacked up to her knees. A lady came through the door and stared gawk-eyed at the frantic blonde. She asked, “Why are you buying so many sodas?!” The blonde looked at the lady and replied, “DUH! Because I’m winning!”

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