A dialogue between God and Moses

God: And remember Moshe, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother’s milk. It is cruel, Moshe

(Moses): Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together.

G: No, what I’m saying is, never cook a calf in its mother’s milk.

M: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance! What you are really saying is we should wait six hours after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our stomachs.

G: No, Moshe, what I’m saying is, don’t cook a calf in it’s mother’s milk!!!

M: Oh, Lord! Please don’t strike me down for my stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate set of dishes for milk and a separate set for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside….

G: Jesus Christ Moshe, do whatever the fuck you want!!! …….

This joke is filed under Religious.