Dirty knock-knock jokes

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Dirty knock knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
“Fuck you said”
“Fuck you said who?”
“Me!”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda Smellmop.
Wanda Smellmop who?
No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana fuck your brains out.

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