A Drunkard Joke
One night, two drunken men met in a bar. They quickly became friends and one of them invited everyone in the bar to continue the party at his house. When they arrived at the door of the house, his new friend said:
“But… This is my house!”
“What?” said the other.
“Yes, I live here!”
“But it’s impossible!”
“Well, we’ll settle this… we’ll both go up and ring the doorbell, and whoever answers the door will tell us who lives here. Agree?”
“Agree.”
When they rang the doorbell, a woman opened the door and said angrily:
“OH! I can’t believe it…Father and son, both drunk!!”