A few words about ‘What is marriage?’

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1. Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
engagement ring
wedding ring
suffering
2. Marriages are made in heaven
Then again, so are thunder and lightning
3. Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The problem is WHICH ONE?
4. Marriage is not a word. It is a
life long exclamation.
5. Marriage is when fantasy wins over reality. Reality bites!
6. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.

The moral of the story - do not marry someone you know you can live with. Marry someone that you cannot live without.

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