A Fine Feathered Friend
Charlie loved his parrot. He loved him soo much that one day he noticed that his feathers were falling off little by little. He decided to take him to the local vet to ask a doctor about the problem.
“Dr. Vinnie, my parrot is losing his feathers. What can I do to solve this problem?”
“Charlie, all you have to do is shave his beak with a file approximately half an inch, then his feathers will all be back when his beak grows.”
“Thanks, Doc”.
Two weeks had gone by when Charlie met Dr. Vinnie in the supermarket.
Dr. Vinnie asked,”Charlie, hows your parrot doing?”
“Well, Doc, I did what you said. I shaved his beak with a file…….but he was dead when I took him out of the vise.”